I claim no ownership of the cast of Charmed, only the stories I write.

This is a true story. It really happened to me. I was at work tonight, thinking about everything that’s going on with the show, when I made the mistake of thinking 'What If'. The next thing I knew, there was a day-glo orange demon in front of me, trying to take possession of my body. I fought long and hard, until she final told me why she wanted to take possession.

Giving in 10 seconds later, she stayed dormant until I arrived home, now she is taking over.

I AM AIRAM, THE DEMON OF WRITING. TAKE HEED ALL, OR THIS WILL HAPPEN
TO YOU!


Season 4, Episode 1, scene 1

Setting - The living room of the manor

Phoebe and Piper are sitting on the couch, their clothes stained with their sister's blood, holding each other as tears streamed down their faces.

KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK

Ph - "I'll get it," snif "It's probably" snif "Daryll. He said he would" sniff "be over after...after they…."

As her voice trails off, as emotions over come her. Almost to the door, we hear

KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK

Ph - "I'm coming"

Reaching out, she opens the door, and her jaw drops open at the sight before her. There, standing on the front step is a 'person'. Dressed in a tri-colored shirt, blue bid overall's and a red bandanna tied around her lower right shin, was a woman. The pig tails on her head bobbed up and down in time to her body.

Behind her, in a red Radio Flyer wagon was the body of a Golden Retriever, curled as though sleeping. Sticking her hand out, smacking on a piece of gum, she introduced herself in an overly cheerful voice.

Pk - "Hi, I'm Punky, Punky Halliwell, you cousin. Don't mind Brandon, he's a little stuffed"

Backing away, Phoebe runs into Piper, who has come to see what is going on.

Pk - "Oh I love your outfits. Is that a new style? Where can I get one like that? Hey, do you have a tree house, I just love tree houses.......

As she continues to ramble on, the sisters make a dash for the kitchen.

Pi - "Ok, what is that!"
Ph _ "I'm not sure, but lets get rid of her."
Pi - "Ok, I'll freeze her and then you tie her up."
Ph _ "And a gag, don't forget about a gag."

Going back into the hallway, where Punky is still pratteling, Piper gets ready to freeze her, when, in the back of her mind she hears a voice

Vo - "Do it! You know you really want to. Come on, just blow her up. And don't forget the mutt either."

Giving in to the urge, she throws out her hands and instantly, Punky and Brandom are gone, nothing but piles of fluff and clothing


"CUT CUT CUT!!!!" Yells the director

"Whatthehelljusthappend?" he say's all in one breath. "Who ordered the Pyro's, What are we going to do, oh this never happened when Shannon was here,......" Walking off he continues to sputter.
"Ok everyone, take....the day" his assistant yells.

Turning to walk away, no one notices Holly's eye's glowing a strange red color.

HMC - "Two down, one to go, and then I will be the only star, and none will ever know that it was all ME. I am just the quiet, innocent one."

As she enters her trailer, the sound of her laughter echo's eerily outside

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok Airam, now give me back my body!

NO, I LIKE IT HERE!

The sounds of a fight break out as I wrestle for myself, I'm kinda feeling like Moe, Larry and Curly here, hitting myself, but I finally drive her out, Looking around I grab my sword off the wall, and as I start to chase her, I turn to the monitor.

As soon as I deal with HER, I will write some more of Thicker Then Water.

BTW, I dont own them, or much of anything else, so Dont sue me, you wont get much


And if I offended anyone, I'm sorry, but this board needed a good laugh ( I hope) and I hope you all enjoyed this