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Warning: This fic is based on spoilers for Charmed’s 100th episode. Also, this is not meant to offend anyone.

Cole parked his car in the deserted parking lot and got out. A fellow demon told him to meet him there, that it was important.

“ Hello, Belthazor.” “ Hello Bob.” Cole didn’t trust this demon in the slightest. “ What do you want?”

The demon smiled. “ Just follow me.” He then started walking off into the field. Cole sighed. “ Fine. Let’s just get this over with.” He jogged after the demon. “ Hey! Wait up! Where’d you go?” He continued to jog into the distance, until finally-

“ Surprise!!”

“ Ahh!” Cole jumped back. “ What the hell is going on here?” About a hundred demons were wearing party hats and blowing horns. The one that had led Cole here had a big grin plastered on his face. “ Oh, come on. It’s your 100th birthday, Belthazor. I organized a party in celebration for you. Come, join the fun.”

The demon then placed a party cap on Cole’s head. He then took a microphone and stepped onto a stage. “ Testing, testing.” All of the demons looked up at him expectedly. “ First of all, I’d like to thank all of you for coming down tonight to celebrate this special occasion. It’s not every day that a demon turns 100. It’s also not everyday that a demon can fall in love with a Charmed One and not be killed. But, it’s an even more amazing feat that this demon managed to be vanquished about 20 times and still be alive! To tell you the truth, we’re not even sure if he’s evil or not. He’s turned good, and then bad, so many times, we’ve lost count. But that’s why we love him. Well, that’s it. Let’s get this party started!” The party erupted in cheers and clapping.

The demon that was talking jumped off the stage and joined the party. There were games, a DJ, and most importantly, lots and lots of beer. Half the demons were wasted already. Cole wandered over to one area where a game was about to begin.

A warlock was organizing it. “ Alright, here are the rules. Everyone will start off with a chair. Then, we’re going to play some music. During this time, everyone must walk in a circle around the chairs. When the music stops, everyone sits in a chair. But, the trick is, we’re going to take a chair out, so someone will be stuck without a chair. That person is out. Any questions? No, alright, let’s get started then.” Cole watched as about 20 demons joined in on the game. The music started and they began walking around the chairs. When the music stopped, all the demons rushed to get a chair. Two demons were rushing to get to the last remaining chair. One of them pushed each other out of the way and got the chair. The game runner smiled. “ Sorry, you’re out.” And with that, the demon was engulfed in flames. All the other demons looked at the scorch mark where there friend had jus been. They all looked at the guy, confused. “ Oh, I’m sorry, did I forget to mention that if you don’t have a chair, you die? Oops, my bad.”

Cole, disgusted, left. Everyone was so drunk. He headed back to the stage area where there was a karaoke contest. On stage, a demon was singing “ I Will Survive.” He was really getting into it too.

“ Oh now, now go. Walk out the door. Just turn around now, cause you’re not welcome anymore.”

Cole cocked his eyebrows. Maybe this would be fun.

“ You think I’d crumble, you think I’d lay down and die, oh no not I, I will survive. Just as long as I learn how to love, I know I’m still alive. Cause I’ve got all my live and I’ve got all my love to give, I will survive I will survive, hey hey!”

As the demon finished up, Cole headed onto stage. He cleared his throat and then began.

Life is a mystery, everyone must stand-alone
I hear you call my name, and it feels like home.

The demons all started clapping their hands to the beat.

When you call my name it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there

I hear your voice, it's like an angel sighing
I have no choice, I hear your voice
Feels like flying
I close my eyes, Oh God I think I'm falling
Out of the sky, I close my eyes
Heaven help me



Like a child you whisper softly to me
You're in control just like a child
Now I'm dancing
It's like a dream, no end and no beginning
You're here with me, it's like a dream
Let the choir sing



Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there
Just like a muse to me, you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no choice your voice can take me there

Just like a prayer, I'll take you there
It's like a dream to me.

The demons all burst out with cheers and whistles. One demon whispered something to another. “ I bet he was talking about his witch.” “ What witch?” “ You know. The one that hates him, then loves him, then hates him, then loves him.” “ Oh, I see. He must really love her.” “ Uh-huh.”

Cole smiled, put the microphone down and jumped off the stage. It seemed that there was yet another contest starting. Apparently, some demons had kidnapped a witch a released her into the park somewhere. The object was to find her and bring her back to the camp dead where they would be rewarded a new power as their prize. They had already started searching the park. Cole took a seat. Seeing that every demon participating could barely stand up straight, there was no way they were ever going to catch the witch. He sat back and sipped his beer, waiting for someone to return from this “ duck hunt.”

About twenty minutes later a demon returned, running full force, with a body in his arms. But it appeared that the body was moving. Let go of me! Let go of me! Whoever it was was smacking the demon and was rather pissed off. But the demon, instead of running back to the area headed to another wooded area, where he put the girl down.

The demon giggled. “ You’re pretty.” The girl screamed. “ And you’re ugly! Get the hell off me!”

The rest of the party ran over to where the girl was screaming. They all gasped in surprise. “ Wow, she’s pretty!!” The girl groaned in disgust. “ Uhh! It figures that a bunch of drunken demons think I’m hot, yet I can’t get any normal guy to think I am!”

About 10 demons started fighting over who would get her. Cole laughed. They were so drunk, that they would all probably pass out before they decided who would get her. He took a slug of his beer and headed back to the party once again. He wanted to see if he got any presents.


He arrived back at the main part of the party to find no presents. Nothing. Not even a little something. “ Well this blows!” He exclaimed out loud. It’s my birthday and I don’t even get any damn presents!! He took another slug of his beer and then sat down and started sulking like a child. All the other demons were having a lot more fun than him! It wasn’t fair! He was the birthday boy, not them. “ I better get to cut the first slice of cake” he thought.

Bob wandered over to him soon after he had sat down. “ Are you ready for your present Belthazar?”

Cole’s eyes lit up. “ Presents?”

“ Actually, it’s just one, but I really think you’ll enjoy it.”

Cole sighed. “ Well, alright.” He rose off his seat and placed his beer down. “ Where is it?”

Bob smiled lightly. “ Oh, it’s coming. Just look up stage.”

On stage, a young, pretty brunette was starting to sing on stage.

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Cole was suddenly paying attention. This was a lot like how he felt about him and Phoebe. Phoebe. He missed her so much he almost couldn’t bear it.

Glancing up at the stage closer, e noticed something. But it couldn’t be. It wasn’t possible. The woman continued to sing but now was heading off stage towards Cole as she sang.


Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine

“Phoebe?” But Phoebe didn’t answer him. She just continued singing and was now swaying her body near Cole’s.


Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

Cole could definitely get used to it. His testosterone was definitely raging. It usually did around Phoebe. That was why they always kissed. Raging hormones.


Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine


Now that was ironic. There was no was no way in hell Phoebe was a virgin. He knew for a fact that him and her had done the nasty on more than a couple of occasions. Cole smiled at the visuals he was getting but quickly shook them away. Those visuals were a birthday present all their own.

He got into the music as Phoebe looked into his eyes seductively and started running her hand down his chest. Suddenly, she ripped his shirt open and pushed him to the ground. By this point, Phoebe was no longer singing. He moved his lips up to hers and slowly but passionately started kissing her. Phoebe reacted and moved her hands around his neck.

But, as they kissed Cole started to get a really strange feeling. Phoebe must have been wearing some really bad cologne. “ Phoebe?”

He was surprised when he was answered by a gruff voice. He screamed when he looked up to see a rather ugly demon sitting upon him. It was the same one that had been singing “ I will Survive” earlier. He pushed the demon off of him and started spitting to get the taste out of his mouth.“

“What do you think you’re doing?”

The demon shrugged. “That’s what happens when you’re a drunk demon.”

The End